George RR Martin! For most now, this name means Games and Thrones and Dragons!
But he actually has another series that has been running since 1987! The Wild Cards series! Edited, overseen and mostly masterminded by Martin, this series explores an America hit by an alien virus in 1946 - killing most, twisting and mutating many (Jokers), and… granting super-powers to a few (Aces). It's a very different history, with real super-heroes and real super-villains at large! And let me tell you, it's not all justice league fun and avengers games - this is a gritty, violent, and intense series.
House Rules is book 33 in the Wild Cards series (and yep, I've read them all). This review will avoid major spoilers, but it also won't fill in all the reference-gaps. I mean, with 32 previous volumes, there's a lot in this book that calls back to the past…
SO NOTE: As with past entries in this series, this volume is NOT new-reader friendly. This is not a starting point for those attracted by the giant-sized George RR Martin on the cover.
Inevitably with such a long-running series, the Wild Cards books have had some low-point entries: Down and Dirty #5, Deuces Down #16, Mississippi Roll #24 – weak ideas, confused and contradictory writing, bad stories. Sadly, this WC volume 33 is down there among them. I’ve been with the series since the very start so I feel pretty deeply invested but even for me getting through book was a chore. Let’s start from the top…
Publisher: The series is appearing under a new imprint, Random House Worlds, with a spacy little icon. I’m presuming this represents a specialty brand for Penguin Random House’s SciFi/Fantasy titles. I’m guessing it might also be a cut-rate brand because…
Dust Jacket – Traditionalists and snooty booksellers call these “wrappers”, and boy is it. Cheap-cheap. Jackets are usually heavier bond paper, finished on the outside (and often inside as well) with a micro plastic coating, giving it durability and gloss. This thing is like standard office paper run off a standard inkjet printer, thinnn. The cover image reproduction is muddy and muted. Somebody’s cutting corners… Cover also spouts “A Novel in Stories” again, while the title page and copyright still use the term “Mosaic Novel”. This ‘novel in stories’ designation sounds a little juvenile, but maybe this is the market intended now, because…
The Contents – The first half of the book is solidly YA with a superficial tone and a simplistic writing style. The large print font skews YA too - it’s 526 pages only because the lettering is so big, so don’t let the girth intimidate you, kids. This volume is set firmly within the British Wild Cards novels continuity, with a lot of callbacks to characters and events from Knaves Over Queens #27 and Three Kings #28 (but no fill-in or catchup, so if you’ve not read these two, you’ll likely be a bit lost).
The central premise combines Fantasy Island with William Hope Hodgson’s “The House on the Borderland” (along with references to his novels "The Boats of Glen Carrig" and “The Ghost Pirates”) and gives us a mysterious house of many doors in which countless alternate worlds and timelines can be accessed. The house’s owner, the intriguing but woefully underdeveloped Lord Jago Branok, enjoys hosting elaborate weekend parties (despite the continuous calamitous results), setting the framework for the six stories comprising this book. The throughline narrative about a guest at the first party deciding to stay, taking a job at the mansion, then deciding to leave at the end is about as compelling as it sounds (the subplot about a centuries-old madwoman lurking and scheming in the dim rooms and corridors had potential but goes nowhere). This really is more an anthology than a proper novel (even a mosaic one), as each of the six stories are self-contained and have no bearing on each other at all.
Four of the six stories are just bad, and I have to question if these are actually the works of professional writers and not amateur prizewinners or friends and family being tossed a bone. I mentioned the YA styling, and there is a lot of excellent YA literature! But there’s also a lot of hackwork and condescending pabulum, and this is the latter. One-dimensional characters in disorganized plots with neither tension nor pacing that flop like gasping fish on the page. The stories don’t slot into the book in any meaningful way and the fifth, “The Nautilus Pattern” is especially nonsensical and jarring. Any kind of editing or supervision is completely lacking.
That said, the two good stories are quite good, bringing authors and characters back from previous books to solid effect, particularly Peter Newman’s “Two Lovedays” featuring the likable Stuart-Hero McHeroface from the 2023 WC collection Pairing Up #31. But are two stories worth bothering with, even for hardcore fans?
This series has been powering through for forty years now; there are going to be missteps and the occasional low, and House Rules is one of these. It hurts a little to say, but I suggest you skip this one and await better days.
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